Valhala's Xanga

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:19:41 GMT

Monday, July 25, 2005

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 04:09:32 GMT

*yawn*....

wtf am i doing up so late... oh yeah... *looks at coffe* damnit

Monday, May 16, 2005

Mon, 16 May 2005 03:42:15 GMT

at around 1030, right before i was about to smoke i call up a good friend to catch up about the week end intening to ask about prom and such when he replys on his current undertaking, american history family histroy project. just then i realize then i realize that not only have i forgotten the due date, but i havent even started on this project due TOMMRRW! it is now about 2 1/2 hour latr and i have a sizable ammount of progress but cannot feasibly complete this project until around 3am... so... idk FUCK! the "|_" key just fe|_|_ off my computer... im gonna fucking ki|_||_ somebody

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Sun, 01 May 2005 06:05:01 GMT

left in the intersteller parking garage of love... I think im gonna become a recluse for a week er too and come out with an album full of power-ballads. I can see it now... picture me playing a piano on some beach as the waves crash onto the beach splashing up on me... then it rolls into happier times; frolicks through medows, sunset walks on beaches, intimate picnics, maybe a shot of two horses splashing across a creek... this is where the song gets all minor-keyed and dark. RRRREEEEERRROOWWWW!!! The relationship is in ruins, cut to me wearing a top hat wailing on a vintage Les Paul in a thunderstorm, then zoom really fast into my eyes flashing to her sitting in her room watching dawson's creek, as her bastard cheating boy friend walks into the house and she yells at him cause she knows why hes late, and they fight. He leaves and shes left crying, and then it zooms out of her window and over to me sitting in my car across the street, watching him walk out her house like he won and then i look over at her crying through her window... i turn on my car and race across traffic, raming into him, crushing him between our cars, realizing at that instance that he used to almost be my closest friend as he dies on my hood i back off leting him fall to the ground in a heap and i pull forward again crushing him undeneth his car then i reverse out and drive away... I dont see her for two weeks and when i finnaly do shes a shell of her previos vitality, dressed in black, with tear streaked makeup on her face... and i realize, she never really loved me like i did her....

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:07:19 GMT

I really need to start doing this more often, this whole once a month thing aint cuttn it... oh well...

now you all who know me, know that i say some stupid things, quite often i say them with regularity and because of which i intend to prove that im not as dumb as i may seem, with quotes ive heard in school. The students shall remain nameless for their own pathetic sake.

"Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. "

"Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. "

"Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper."

"The Greeks had myths. A myth is a female moth."

"It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. "

"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this. "

oh and THIS is halarious, descirbes my deepest desires for donut action

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 17:52:16 GMT

exams are finnaly over... YiPPEEE!?
not quite
some of us have been very "bad" of late and are forced into desperation... living vicariusly through the lives of their more accomplished friends. alas i am one of those few, who having spent the time alloted(a.k.a. their entire lives up till now) doing nothing, and getting very little completed along the way, now spend spring break in their basemen't celebrating easter with their family, and little otherwise in the social sense of things . thus hense i wonder wether this might be a wake up call, some sort of cosmic signal, that i need to get my act together, give it the good ol' colleage try, and start performing more my "level". Then i think "hey, i know im smart, why do i need to prove to the world that i am, grades mean nothing to someone destined for greatness, half the succesful people i know didnt get through colleage!" then i realize that untill i remove the carefully observant parentals from my decision making i cant get anywhere. so with that said, im moving out... and along with that, im moving in with someone else. so if anyone out their wants a room mate, brother, exchange student, new friend, study buddy, cheif, driver... i will be much obliged.
im 100% serious

Friday, March 18, 2005

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 06:06:27 GMT

Man Accused Of Setting Up Meth Lab In K-Mart Bathroom

KINGSLAND, Ga. -- A man who created suspicion by collecting items from various department of K-Mart and taking them into the restroom just before closing time Wednesday arrested after police said they found him operating a methamphetamine lab in the bathroom.

According to Kingsland police, store security began watching Eddie Young, 34, when he came back into the store after making a purchase. After seeing Young get a Coleman lantern from sporting goods and various over-the-counter drugs from the pharmacy area, they said he took the items into the store's restroom.

Store employees reportedly went into the bathroom to tell Young the store was closing in a few minutes, they became even more suspicious and notified police.

Finding a powder that tested positive for methamphetamine in the bathroom(note that he had managed to set up the lab and produce an amount of meth in under an hour), Young was arrested for possession of items to manufacture methamphetamines and possession of a controlled substance.

on the topic of myself, indefinatly grounded.... so lets make plans to not hang out and i wont call you... great i wont see you saturday.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:09:53 GMT

From the fourth book on the twentieth line of prophecy found within the house of Ghangea,
Beware the ieds of march saidith the phaylic smybol unto his disciple wielding the digerido and trumpet, for upon such a date you will findith that your sanctity will be intruded upon and the men in suits and black hats shall rideith across your dank plains of azure weed, and the eagle of justice shalt not holdith its temper upon thy crown of amorality, and will sweep thru thine chariot of silver and discoverith reason for your judgement. where upon your sandals will feel the pang of the untroden path laid before you for your own redemption. and if thou findest that thy legs can no longer hold the burdon of justice, then you shall confide with in the kingdom of the netherlanders where thy vice and immorality will be accepted and your pleasure seeking ways of satan will be contented. drink from my cup of undisclosed ingredients and feel thy spirt rise to be rejoined with your brethren.

in bob marleys name we pray, amen

Friday, February 11, 2005

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 04:50:11 GMT

so yea the awesome ness pours when it does rain i suppose its more like snowing now with the sub zero artic winds blowing through my skin on my way to mai car which doesnt like to roll down its windows on fridgeid morning when i want to smoke the most... there fore im stuck with hot boxing it with marbalo lights (lungs need the rest from the menthol) so yea so any ways back to the pouring i got my comp to work, had breif delema today and yesterday but rolled tholse problems out and resolved to fix my camera so now you guys get to look at my awesome mug at home as well as at school

oh yeah and the coke addiction is turing out ok

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 23:02:48 GMT

hey ive come to tell you all ill proboly be resumingsemi more regular xanga enterys, so i hope to get some positive feed back on this note