I really need to start doing this more often, this whole once a month thing aint cuttn it... oh well...

now you all who know me, know that i say some stupid things, quite often i say them with regularity and because of which i intend to prove that im not as dumb as i may seem, with quotes ive heard in school. The students shall remain nameless for their own pathetic sake.

"Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. "

"Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. "

"Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper."

"The Greeks had myths. A myth is a female moth."

"It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. "

"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this. "

oh and THIS is halarious, descirbes my deepest desires for donut action